Day 10: Would I Lie to you?

So it's been more than twenty-four hours since I posted a poem, but funny thing is it's still the 10th, so I'm on time! I know lame, but sorry for being late. Not much effort into this one, BUT there is a formula on deciding which ones is true or not.

Would I Lie To You?

I sleep with my Teddy bear every night.
I always floss my teeth before bedtime.
When I’m intimate with girls, I bite.
When I was in the States, I punched a mime.
I love to eat food in large amounts.
I love to go outside and go running.
Don’t trust me to be there when it counts.
Don’t come near me when I start crying.
I believe in something more than I.
I believe in my talents as a writer.
I don’t always give everything a try.
I don’t think I’m a very good lover.
Every night, I still tell her “I love you”
but think about it, would I lie to you?